Two Epigrams: "Trouble" and "Purity"
Trouble
"We're going to be in hot water!" yells Mike.
"Where will we go, should we hide or take a hike?"
Purity
Purity is sacred and it should be saved
So the road to a joyous marriage will be paved
If you keep all you have for your lovely wife
It could eliminate future pain and strife